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ChocoTurn Minecraft Server

Choco, ChocoTurn, His, HIS TURN CHOCO, IT, IT WAS HIS, IT WAS HIS TURN CHOCO, long tail: IT WAS HIS TURN, Minecraft, Server, Turn, TURN CHOCO, was

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4355	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9140	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a llama named Choco who is the ultimate ruler! It was his turn to lead and boy, does he take his job seriously. He’s got a diamond-studded crown and everything!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama king, dance with creepers, and go on a wild treasure hunt all in one place? Come join the fun and see what other crazy adventures await you!

The Crybabes Minecraft SMP

Anime, anticipation, August 13th, Ay yo, Band, confession scene, Crybabes, Drama, emotions, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, Girls Band Cry, hype, japanese, Minecraft, Music, official English release, reactions, release date, smp, SobsPlease, speculation, subaru, Thread

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old confession scenes? Well, fear not because our server is dropping on August 13th and we guarantee we will not mess up the confession scene harder than SobsPlease did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few love confessions that will make you question your sanity. So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Mom’s AFK, Let’s Play!

Afk, Babysitting, custody issues, divorced parents, family communication, family dynamics, feeling trapped, hanging out with friends, lack of freedom, Lets, moms, parental conflict, parental expectations, parenting challenges, personal time, Play, seeking advice, shared custody, sibling age gap, sibling care, sibling responsibility, sneaking out, teenage rebellion, underage responsibilities

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of being forced to babysit your siblings every time you log on to your mom’s house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking out the back door while your 12-year-old sibling handles things like a boss. No more yelling moms or grounded punishments here, just pure freedom to hang out with your friends and explore the virtual world of Minecraft.

And don’t worry about your dad getting upset, he’ll understand your side because on our server, we support each other like a family (minus the babysitting duties). So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP

aioli, barbecue sauce, buffalo sauce, cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, condiments, curry ketchup, dipping sauce, favorite sauce, Fries, FrySauceFanatic, garlic aioli, honey mustard, ketchup, Mayo, Minecraft, Ranch, smp, Sriracha, sweet chili sauce, tartar sauce, truffle aioli, vinegar dip

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Blocky Pleasure Land

blocky, Connection, deep connection, Emotional pleasure, erotic pleasure, foreplay, Intimacy, Land, mutual pleasure, orgasm, Passion, physical intimacy, physical pleasure, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sensory pleasure, Sensuality, sex, sexual arousal, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, submarine, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, warship

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crops Grown:	3397
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7460
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Buildings Constructed:	36	Void Armor Forged:	22
Towns Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

KimJongCraftLauncherz

arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MinecraftMindMelt

cognitive demand, cognitive effort, cognitive load, cognitive strain, cognitive workload, emotional discomfort, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, mental effort, mental exertion, mental fatigue, mental strain, mental stress, MinecraftMindMelt, participants, populations, psychological strain, Tasks, unpleasant feelings, unpleasantness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Potions Brewed:	131	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	5134
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Community, exclusive, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ores Mined:	4833
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	3649
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

7h7e.vanillaboxmc.ru

⚙️Cams Project: Where survival is semi-normal and the server runs on caffeine! No sleep necessary! 🤪

brand new, bug fixes, Caffeine, Cams, Claimblocks, Customization, Details, Economy, Enhancements, exclusive, game mode, Minecraft, Playtime, Project, ProjectCash, Ranks, restart, Rewards, runs, seamless, seminormal, Server, Sleep, Survival, Testing, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Status	Brand New, Testing
Features	No need to pay for claimblocks Intensive claims customization Future economy update with ProjectCash Constant updates and detailed change logs
Server	camsproject.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I earn claimblocks with playtime?	Yes, you can earn claimblocks with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you will not be kicked even on server restarts.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is the future economy update that allows you to buy/sell with accrued blocks.
How often are updates pushed out?	Updates are constantly pushed out on the server.
Is there a way to see upcoming updates?	Yes, you can use /recentupdates and /upcomingupdates in game to see the updates.
How can I learn more about the claim system?	Use /claimshelp in game to see the goals of the claim system.