New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • VaginalBlock Minecraft Server

    VaginalBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 785
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs remind us of creatures straight out of Bloodborne! Join us if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure filled with spooky surprises and heart-pounding moments.

    Our server is home to some of the most terrifying mobs you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From creepy zombies that move at lightning speed to skeleton archers with deadly accuracy, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of friendly faces to help you on your journey. Our villagers are always willing to trade with you, as long as you don’t mind their eerie resemblance to the residents of Yharnam.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off hordes of monsters that look like they stepped out of a horror game, all while building your own epic base and exploring mysterious dungeons? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Bloodborne-inspired adventure like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrustyHonkies Minecraft Server

    TrustyHonkies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1517
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any w*te ppl trying to ruin your fun! Trust us, we’ve got a strict no-honkies policy in place. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of w*te ppl tried to invade our server with their boring builds and basic skins. But our players weren’t having any of it. They banded together and built a giant wall made entirely of diamond blocks to keep them out. And you know what? It worked! Those honkies didn’t stand a chance against our united front.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with w*te ppl and their shenanigans, come join us on our server. We promise you’ll have a blast without any honkies in sight. Plus, where else can you say you helped build a diamond wall to keep out the invaders? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Homebound Heroes Minecraft Server

    Homebound Heroes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3742
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for routine and regime? Look no further! Our server is perfect for players with autism and hyper mobility disorders. We promise not to surprise you with last minute plans to go to the virtual mall without warning. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where your needs are always taken into consideration.

    We won’t make you walk for hours on end or push you past your pain boundaries. Our server is a safe space where you can play at your own pace without feeling overwhelmed. And if you need to log off to do your pain routine, we totally understand.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind. We won’t make you cry like that festival/market event did. Plus, we have virtual snacks in the food court that won’t cause you any pain. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinecraftAirplaneF***er

    MinecraftAirplaneF***er
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3191
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Animals Bred: 125 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of entitled parents on airplanes trying to steal your seat just because they have a baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual seat and no entitled parents allowed!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual airplane and kick entitled parents off whenever they try to steal your seat. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories and drama just like this one. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have while playing on our server.

    So come join us and let’s build a world where entitled parents get what they deserve – a virtual kick in the blocky butt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Break-Up: The Moment

    Block Break-Up: The Moment
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2349
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining away in a boring relationship with the same old blocks? Well, it’s time to break up with monotony and join our Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle with your partner when suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your masterpiece. That was ‘the moment’ you knew it was time to leave them behind and join our server where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that only the most skilled players can catch a glimpse of its sparkly trotters. Join us and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature, because who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

    So say goodbye to your old relationship and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures on our Minecraft server. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and pigs to chase? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHolocaustDeniers

    CraftyHolocaustDeniers
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6118
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own holocaust denial museum and convince ur friends that it never happened!! we got flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs. if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding and bring u snacks while u mine for diamonds. plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. so what are u waiting for? join now and deny history in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Camp Craft: Where Minecraft meets summer camp for grown-ups! 1.21, Whitelisted, 18+, Semi-Vanilla

    Camp Craft: Where Minecraft meets summer camp for grown-ups! 1.21, Whitelisted, 18+, Semi-Vanilla
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 7926
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CampCraft!!!

    Step into our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server, where the landscape is vast, the challenges are endless, and the possibilities are boundless. Whether you’re a master builder, an intrepid explorer, or a cunning strategist, there’s a place for you in our vibrant community. Join us as we embark on an epic journey together, crafting, mining, and surviving in a realm where imagination is the only limit. Dare to dream, dare to explore, and dare to conquer – welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where your adventure begins!

    Plugin List
    AuctionHouse – So you can peddle your wares or shop
    BlueMap – Navigate the world easily with our server map
    Essentialx – Plugin allows for setting home you can return to, as well as teleporting to friends
    GriefPrevention – Claim your land and protect your build and loot
    Jobs – Choose jobs that fit your playstyle and earn currency through playing
    McMMO – Develop your skills and gain quirky perks by playing how you like
    PlayerWarps – An additional warp plugin to allow access publicly to points of interest
    QuickShop – Open a shop and sell your wares
    WildRTP – Randomly teleport to a new location, get out there an blaze a trail

    Rules

    • Be Nice
    • No Harrassment or Bigotry (zero tolerance)
    • Don’t Cheat, no one likes a stinky cheater
    • No Griefing/Stealing
    • If you’re planning a build next to another player’s build please get consent firstly
    • Please claim build that are important to you, it’s the easiest way to protect your work
    • Item Dupes are not allowed, but entity dupes like TNT will be allowed, just don’t lag the server to death
    • Chat will not be monitored as we are 18+, but hate speech and harassment are strictly forbidden. Religion and Politics are discouraged
    • No Advertising without permission, if you have a stream or channel you wish to promote ask me and we can work out how you may do so
    • If you find you are having an issue with another player, don’t escalate the situation or you may find yourself in trouble too; please message me or other staff in that situation

    Application

    Questions
    Preferred name:
    Minecraft name:
    Discord name:
    Age:
    Country & Timezone:
    Why are you interested in joining Camp Craft?
    How active will you be?
    What other hobbies do you enjoy/what other games do you play?

    I look forward to you joining the community! – Magic

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Super Saiyan Minecraft Server

    Super Saiyan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5088
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 817508
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a weakling in Minecraft? Do you want to become the strongest human in the game? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but your bare hands and a stack of potatoes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Golden Carrot of Infinite Hunger, which will keep you full forever (or at least until you get bored and log off).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the strongest human in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

    VeggieCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3683
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for vegan options at restaurants in your country? Fear not, because on our server, we have a whole village dedicated to serving up delicious vegan dishes! From vegan burgers made with enchanted tofu to salads sprinkled with magical fairy dust, we’ve got it all. Join us and feast like a vegan king (or queen) in a world where animals roam free and veggies reign supreme! 🌱🍔✨ #VeganVillage #PlantPoweredParadise

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeirdCraft Minecraft Server

    WeirdCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5811
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Falling into the Void: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your favorite weird porn category? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of rule 34 and Minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. From building giant phallic structures to role-playing as your favorite hentai characters, this server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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