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Ancient Kingdoms 1.21.4

1.21.4, advocate for change, Ancient, break the silence, consent is key, create safe spaces, educate on consent, empower survivors, end rape culture, Kingdoms, no means no, prevent sexual violence, promote healthy relationships, raise awareness, respect boundaries, sexual assault awareness, speak out against rape, stand up against rape, stop making rape jokes, stop trivializing rape, stop victim blaming, support survivors, survivor support

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, like, stop making rape jokes, that’s not cool at all, man. But hey, you know what is cool? This Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

>RAPE IS NOT A JOKE

Yeah, we get it, bro, rape is definitely not a joke. But you know what is a joke? How awesome this Minecraft server is! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you explore our insane world filled with surprises around every corner.

>SERIOUSLY, STOP

Okay, okay, we’ll stop with the rape jokes, we promise. But seriously, you need to join this Minecraft server ASAP! It’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the time of your virtual life.

>I’M REPORTING THIS

Whoa, calm down there, buddy! No need to report anything, we’re just trying to have some fun here. And trust us, joining this Minecraft server is the most fun you’ll ever have in your blocky existence. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

2WeeksGone Minecraft Server

2WeeksGone, aita, content producer, contract, employer requests, Family Support, flexible arrangement, friend disagreement, job expectations, Minecraft, pet play pen, Quitting, quitting on the spot, red flag, remote position, Server, small company, social media, toy product, two weeks, work from home, working arrangements

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where you can create your own toy products and pet play pens, all while working for a couple who runs their business from the basement of their house.

Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll be the only employee, handling all the posting, analytics, and content plan (even if it’s not your job). And get this – there are absolutely no medical benefits or insurance coverage! Who needs that when you have the thrill of working for bosses who expect you to come in to the office multiple times a week, even when it’s not necessary?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of quitting on the spot and having your family, friends, and fiancé support your decision. And don’t forget the one friend who thinks you’re the real asshole for expecting basic working arrangements to be upheld.

So come on down to our server and live out the wildest work-from-home fantasy you never knew you needed. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions and questionable business practices – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

ParentalPanicCraft

caregiving, difficult decisions, emotional triggers, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Family Support, medical training, mental health, moral conflict, parental expectations, ParentalPanicCraft, personal boundaries, sacrifice, self-care, self-preservation, sibling dynamics, step mom, Stress Management, stroke recovery, toxic relationships, Trauma

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of stress and chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky step moms or creepy step brothers getting in your way. No more worrying about taking care of everyone else and never having a moment to yourself. Here, you can focus on YOU and create the ultimate oasis of relaxation and fun.

Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a community that will lift you up and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

FearOfCreepers Minecraft SMP

anxiety, fear, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in business, fear of failure in career, fear of failure in general, fear of failure in life, fear of failure in relationships, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearOfCreepers, mental health, Minecraft, Phobia, Psychology, smp, underrated fear

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Lol, so like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your diamonds? That’s like, the most underrated fear ever, bro. But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft SMP, we have a secret anti-creeper potion that will make you invincible to those green jerks. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic bases and trolling unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane adventures of your Minecraft life!

1MilMC: Where 100k feels like 1Mil!

1 million dollars, 100k, 1mil, 1MilMC, affluent areas, dream vacations, exotic locations, expensive cities, extravagant spending, extravagant vacations, Feels, financial comparison, global wealth, high cost of living, lavish experiences, luxury destinations, luxury living, luxury travel, millionaire lifestyle, opulent destinations, travel destinations, upscale living, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your diamond pickaxe is worth more than gold! Join us and experience a world where even dirt blocks are considered luxury items.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – each apple was actually a portal to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a treasure chest filled with rare blocks that can turn your humble dirt house into a palace fit for a king. And don’t even get me started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world where even 100k feels like 1 million dollars. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MapleCraft Server: No Consequences!

activism, Canadian Sikhs, Community, consequences, denounce, diaspora, discrimination, Espionage, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, international relations, Justice, MapleCraft, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Sikh community, solidarity, Surveillance, Threats

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	878494
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Votes:	5981
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

come join our wacky minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world without any consiquence!!! just like how canadian sikh peeps are denouncing those sneaky threats and espionage by india, u can denounce all ur problems on our server by building epic structures and fighting off creepers with ur trusty diamond sword!!!

we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking cows, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!! u can even ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon!!

so come on down to our server and join the fun!! who needs consequences when u can have a blast playing minecraft all day long?!?!

TikTokTrumpBanLolCraft

biden, Biden administration, Chinese app, data security, digital privacy, Executive Order, international relations, internet culture, national security, social media, social-networking, Tech News, Technology, tiktok ban, tiktok controversy, TikTokTrumpBanLolCraft, trump, Trump administration, us politics, US-China relations, White House

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, biden was all like, nah man, i ain’t gonna ban tiktok, let trump deal with that mess when he comes back to the white house. so like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will make you pee your pants with excitement. plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Sxucraft Network

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Creativity Community Events Custom Builds Imagination Challenges Collaboration Exploration Sandbox Multiplayer Survival Roleplaying Fantasy PvP Minigames Modded Building, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

SXUCRAFT is a vibrant community server that blends creativity and adventure, offering players a unique gaming experience. With custom builds, engaging events, and a welcoming atmosphere, it’s a place for gamers of all ages to collaborate, explore, and unleash their imagination. Join us for exciting challenges and a friendly community!

66.206.27.122:50034

WitchCraft TN

Economy, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Survival, Survival Games, weekly events, Whitelist, WitchCraft TN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	2482	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Hello everyone, WitchCraft TN howa Survival Multiplayer minecraft server jdid,fihEconomy, weekly events and many more features !

185.172.57.189:25566

Naked to Clothed 1.20.3

1.20.3, Apparel, attire, bare, clothed, clothing, Disrobed, Dressed, EXPOSED, fashion, garments, modest, modesty, naked, Nude, Outfit, stripped, Style, Unclothed, Undressed, Wardrobe

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Like, imagine being clothed but also having the power to see everyone else’s nudes. It’s like a crazy game of hide and seek, but with clothes and no clothes at the same time. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a trip you won’t forget. So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!