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Bum Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

*The highlight of this server is that it is not pay-to-win, there are no micro-transactions and never will be.* Survival Server with a twist. Silk Touch Spawners, Spawner Crates, Claimable Land, Spawn Land, Crates, OP Loot, Economy, Trading, and much more! The players on this server feel like a family and there is a strong community. The chat is in English, but there are players from all over the world.

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Ram War

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to RAM WAR!!! Minecraft’s up-and-coming FPS!!!!!

Ram War is an incredibly fast-paced team-shooter with several awesome weapon classes to choose from! Work together to claim the RAM and take it to your enemy’s base! Claim the colored tiles of the arena to gain speed, invisibility, and ammo!

Pick from weapons including: Bow, Scythe, Bubble Bomb, Shotgun, Chain Blades, Railrifle, Gilseng, and Biped Bomb. There are over 20 playable maps with many more to come!

Come be a part of the universe’s story and lore! Where everything is completely normal :)))

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Floral mc

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mines Excavated:	1944	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Floral MC! A Crossplay server with a unique take on vanilla+ We have frequent events Shopkeepers that allow you to set up shops for players to buy from you using items rather than some in game currency.

Hop on and join the fun with our friendly community!

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Towny Saga

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Welcome to TownySaga – Where Your Epic Journey Begins!

Looking for an immersive Minecraft experience that combines the best of Java and Bedrock versions? Look no further than TownySaga!

Claim Your Land: In TownySaga, it’s all about creating and managing your own towns and nations. Band together with friends or build your solo empire – the choice is yours!

Thriving Economy: Trade, gather resources, and establish a booming economy within your town. The in-game economy is player-driven, providing endless opportunities for entrepreneurs.

Explore a Beautiful 1.20 World: Our server is freshly updated to version 1.20, and our expansive map is teeming with unique landscapes and hidden treasures. Embark on quests, uncover secrets, and conquer challenges.

Java & Bedrock Compatibility: TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions!

Ready to embark on a saga of your own? Join us today at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is limited only by your imagination.

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Faeland

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	503412	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

As of now, Faeland is a very new, and fairly simple vanilla server. We’re trying to get a somewhat nice small-ish community. While we’re also experimenting with making it better, as we’re not experts on the matter as of now. Everyone is welcome, and everyone gets to choose one starter item, or block when they join for the first time, or if the server were to be reset at some point during development.

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Southtyrolgamers.com

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Void Armor Forged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Animals Bred:	21

Welcome to our game server! We are a team of enthusiastic gamers who have come together to create a unique gaming experience. Our goal is to create a community where players feel comfortable and can have fun together.

Our team consists of volunteers who donate their time and skills to maintain and improve the server. We are not a company, but a group of people who share a common passion for games. Our server is operated by the community for the community.

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0x001 Anarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Votes:	1218
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	60
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

We have established 0x001 Anarchy Minecraft with the primary objective of demonstrating the exceptional stability and quality of our hosting services. 0x001 Anarchy stands as one of the most finely optimized and secure Anarchy Minecraft servers in existence. Leveraging the Folia, Paper fork, we can effortlessly accommodate up to 100 players while maintaining a consistent TPS (Ticks Per Second) rate of 18 or higher.

In our commitment to safeguarding the server from DDoS attacks and bot-related threats, we employ a robust combination of security measures, including the 0x001 Host firewall, CosmicGuard, and Cloudflare Spectrum. These combined efforts ensure that our server remains operational with 100% uptime, regardless of external circumstances.

We invite you to experience this remarkable level of performance for yourself. Join us now and put our claims to the test!

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Block Survival

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5

Block Survival is a pure, Minecraft anarchy survival server that upholds the integrity of the vanilla gameplay experience without any tolerance for hacking or cheating. Our commitment to preserving the essence of Minecraft means that we refrain from implementing any plugins or mods that alter the game’s core mechanics. In Block Survival, we believe in maintaining a level playing field for all players, and we enforce only a few fundamental rules. Specifically, we prohibit any form of hacking, cheating, or the creation of resource-intensive tasks. By adhering to these rules, we foster an environment where players can immerse themselves in the true essence of Minecraft, just as it was envisioned by its creators. Join us in Block Survival and experience Minecraft in its purest form! – Generated by Chat GPT lol Join the discord server at https://discord.gg/HT8Rdhe6U2

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Cherps SMP

Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

A friendly survival SMP with an active discord community with dedicated channels for making friends and teammates! We have loads of plugins that help make the experience fun without depleting the vanilla aspect of Minecraft! We also have land claims and anti-cheats to stop griefers and hackers! We also have a bulletin board with a list of commands. We also have an XP farm for the public

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SpaceCraftMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	719872	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Explore a universe of possibilities with SpaceCraftMC! Dive into our extraordinary Minecraft realm filled with:

Join our thriving community, embark on cosmic adventures, and build your legacy in the stars. Begin your journey today at SpaceCraftMC!

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