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AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Emeralds Found:	5016

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ScareFlicksMC SMP

bone-chilling movie, chilling movie, creepy movie, disturbing film, eerie film, fear-inducing movie, frightening film, goosebumps movie, hair-raising movie, horror classic, horror film, horror flick, horror genre, petrifying movie, psychological horror, psychological thriller, ScareFlicksMC, scary movie, smp, spine-chilling film, terrifying movie, unnerving movie

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

Chaklun drone, ChaklunCraft, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, DOMINATE, drone technology, electronic warfare protection, electronic warfare resistant, innovation, military equipment, military technology, military use, national defense, SECURITY, Skies, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Animals Bred:	94
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dimension Hops:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

centurion111.play.minekube.net

Border 512×512

512×512, Adventure, Border 512×512, BUILD, Community, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, LIMITED, Minecraft, Mini, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server ip, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	9875
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	218

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

173.248.49.127:14000

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

Anarchy, Community, Discord, forward, Friendly, Fun, Further, join us, looking, Master, Meeting, Minecraft, Other, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, see, Semipants, SemiSerious, Server, try, WanMC², Wears

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	6266
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

altcoin trading, btc, BTC price analysis, chart, chart analysis, chart analysis tools, chart patterns, Crafty, crypto exchange, crypto market, cryptocurrency trading, Link, LINK price analysis, LINK/BTC, market trends, price movement, resistance levels, smp, support levels, Technical Analysis, Trading Indicators, trading platform, trading signals, Trading Strategies, Trading Tools

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3403	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!