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DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	108
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	289	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

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Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2339	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

away, can’t, consequences, Frustration, getting, he, IT, Justice, Keep, long tail tags: accountability, Minecraft, repeated behavior, smp, with

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	4684
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Emeralds Found:	4294
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

aita, arrested, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, Communication, Conflict, cordial, Decision making, disregarding, driving by, DWI charge, Edition, opinion, OpinionCraft, Pick up, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!