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SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

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MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Farms Harvested:	276
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Potions Brewed:	63	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Farms Harvested:	440	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

SquareDanceSMP – Why4thGrade?

4th grade, american history, childhood education, childhood memories, cultural activities, cultural heritage, curriculum, education, folk dances, group dances, music and movement, physical education, Physical fitness, school activities, Social Skills, social traditions, square dance, SquareDanceSMP, teamwork, traditional dances, US schools, Why4thGrade

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old school dances like the square dance? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host epic dance parties every night in the virtual world! Who needs square dancing when you can bust a move with your blocky avatar and show off your sick dance skills to all your fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that if you dance well enough, you might just summon a secret disco ball that drops rare loot! So come join us and leave those square dancing days in the past where they belong.

DreamCrafters United

achievement, Ambitions, aspirations, career, Desires, DreamCrafters, dreams, fulfillment, Future, goals, Happiness, inspiration, life dream, Men, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, reddit, self improvement, success, United

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4868	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to go to work and pay bills? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your wildest dreams can come true! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and live out your most ridiculous life dreams in blocky form!

Hackers Beware Minecraft Server

BEWARE, cyber action team, cyber attacks, cyber crime, cyber defense, cyber operations, cyber protection, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, fbi, FBI agents, FBI initiative, FBI mission, FBI response, FBI task force, FBI team, Global, hackers, International, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Emeralds Found:	7797
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that the FBI had to send a 65-strong cyber action team across the globe just to fight off hackers? Well, guess what? This server is so epic that even the FBI can’t handle it!

Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the stakes are high, the builds are epic, and the trolls are next level. We’ve got crazy mini-games, mind-blowing PvP battles, and secret underground bases that even the pros can’t find.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. The FBI can’t stop us, and neither can you! Let’s do this, gamers!

MaduroCraft: Winner of the Vote!

MaduroCraft, Vote, winner

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	192456
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we name our winners like maduro in venezuela, even if no one else shows up to vote! we love a good dictatorship vibe on our server, where the only opposition is the mobs trying to take over your base. build your empire and crush your enemies, just like maduro does in real life. who needs democracy when you can have total control over your virtual world? join now and experience the thrill of absolute power, minus the pesky protests. VIVA LA MADURO!

StocksAndBlocks

401ks, demand for stocks, demographic changes, economic factors., economic growth, Financial Planning, investing, Investment, investment strategies, long term investing, market demand, market fluctuations, market trends, population decrease, retirement accounts, retirement planning, retirement savings, stock market, stock market performance, StocksAndBlocks, working population

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	2461
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans around every corner.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Queen. Will the Chicken King’s army of feathered warriors triumph, or will the Potato Queen’s starchy minions reign supreme? Only you can decide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the elusive Diamond Pig, a creature said to bring good luck and riches to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to claim the Diamond Pig’s treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Taco Tuesday events? Every Tuesday, our server transforms into a taco paradise, with free tacos for all players and epic taco-themed challenges to complete. Who knew tacos could be so exciting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!