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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3166
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Crops Grown: 1788
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 New Chunks Explored: 708607
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

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  • FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

    FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5283
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Zombie Dances: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

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  • TrashCraft Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3680
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ores Mined: 518 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

    2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

    4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

    5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

    So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

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  • Β‘HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘Β‘Ay caramba!’

    Β‘HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘Β‘Ay caramba!’
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 7641
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4078 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

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  • Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

    Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1491
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 New Chunks Explored: 87499
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

    CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2291
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

    So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

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  • World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

    World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1930
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Votes: 2535
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5325
    New Chunks Explored: 853857 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

    Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4805
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Animals Bred: 78 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7315 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

    Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

    But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

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  • GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

    GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 4201
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Towns Built: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 New Chunks Explored: 912800

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

    Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

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  • Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 530
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

    SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6443
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Zombie Dances: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

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  • Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8942
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 4108
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Farms Harvested: 122 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Votes: 7185 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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  • DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

    DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7601
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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