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UNAuditPanicCraft

Audit, audit process, canal, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, Dispute Resolution, foreign policy, government response, international law, international relations, panama, panama canal, Panama government, Panama-US relations, political tension, threat, trump, UN, UNAuditPanicCraft, united nations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

25, cfb, cfb 25, Cfb25, college football 25, franchise madden, madden, madden 25, madden franchise, madden nfl 25, madden yoboy pizza, madden25, Minecraft, NFL, pizza, Server, unemployed yoboy pizza, yo boy pizza, YoBoy, yoboy pizza, yoboy pizza madden, yoboy pizza unemployed, yoboypizza

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining gaming content and hilarious commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Dual Rulers Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime canon, anime story, anime trailer, canon, DUAL, DUAL RULERS, games, guilty gear, Guilty Gear anime, Guilty Gear games, Guilty Gear story, Guilty Gear Strive, Minecraft, new, new anime trailer, rulers, Story, Trailer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crops Grown:	4345	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, bro, have you seen the new trailer for the anime of Guilty Gear? It’s like, totally lit, man! The animation is off the charts and the story is like, canon with the games, right?

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna experience the epicness of Guilty Gear in blocky form! We got crazy builds inspired by the characters, like Sol Badguy’s flaming sword fortress and Ky Kiske’s heavenly castle.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that let you unleash special moves like Dragon Install and Ride the Lightning. It’s like, a whole new level of PvP madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock, dude! It’s gonna be a wild ride full of pixelated mayhem and epic battles. Let’s goooooo!

MommaCraft

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, difficult decisions, Emotional Abuse, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, mental health, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, narcissistic behavior, parenting, personal growth, relationships, self-care, special occasions, toxic relationships, vow renewal, Wedding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	930	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your special day? Join our Minecraft server where there are no toxic family members allowed! Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any narcissistic, bipolar, binge-drinking relatives ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t make snarky comments about your dress or demand to be seated far away from your dad. On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any ridiculous demands or drama. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your kids getting involved in family feuds – they can just enjoy the game and have a blast!

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family drama on your special day. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your friends, and let the celebrations begin! It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind.

CraftyCitizenshipQuest

citizenship applications, citizenship barriers, citizenship criteria, citizenship difficulties, citizenship hurdles, citizenship laws, citizenship obstacles, citizenship process, citizenship qualifications, citizenship regulations, citizenship requirements, citizenship restrictions, citizenship struggles, citizenship tests, CraftyCitizenshipQuest, difficult citizenship, global citizenship, immigration challenges

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Votes:	416
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining citizenship is harder than trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon! Our server is so exclusive, even the creepers need a visa to enter.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on the craziest citizenship journey of your life. Rumor has it that the only way to become a citizen is to defeat the mighty Wither Boss in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And trust us, that Wither Boss is a pro at throwing down some serious shapes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted instant citizenship and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come on over and test your luck on our server. Who knows, you might just become a citizen faster than a zombie can break down a wooden door.

HebrewCraft: Weapon Swap Fun!

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Fun, Geopolitical, handover, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military cooperation, russia, SECURITY, seized weapons, Swap, Ukraine, weapon, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got russian weapons from hezbollah dat we gonna give to ukraine. yea, u heard me right. we out here playin minecraft but also doin international diplomacy. come join da fun and maybe u can negotiate some deals too. who knows, maybe ukraine will give u a diamond sword in return. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness.

Plasma Party: Fluctuation Fun

#supercomputer, advanced computing, computational science, computer modeling, Conjunction, coupled generation, data analysis, distribution function, energetic particles, experimental validation, fluctuation, Fun, particle dynamics, Party, PHYSICS., Plasma, plasma fluctuations, plasma physics, reproduce, researchers, scientific discovery, scientific research, simulation, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4934	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1972	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make plasma fluctuations look like child’s play! our supercomputer is so powerful, it can reproduce TWO plasma fluctuations at once! when the first one starts growin’, it messes up all them energetic particles and BAM the second one shows up like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a party in the plasma world, and you’re invited! who knew minecraft could be so electrifying? join now for a shockingly good time!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 15, building, Characters, Cities, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, Environment, Janitors, Lore, nation, Religions, Roleplay, Scenarios, smp, Story, Towns, Villages, Whitelist, Wiki, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	6397
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Overview
Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Overview

Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server?	JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where players can create their own culture, nation, and story within a fictional world.
Are there any build restrictions?	While there isn’t a strict build theme or style, massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map are not allowed. Towns, Villages, and Cities are encouraged.
How can I join the server?	Joining the Discord server is required, and all new members must fill out a quick application after reading the rules.
Can I create my own culture and religion?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures and religions within the server.

The Ivory Trail 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, back, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Ivory, MOTHERFUCKERS, Oppression, power, prejudice, Privilege, protest, racism, social justice, society, Supremacy, systemic racism, Trail, white men

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, listen up, we got a Minecraft server where the white men are back and they’re taking over like it’s 1492 all over again!

Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build your own empire and conquer the land like a true colonizer.

We’ve got crazy mods that will make you question reality, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server – are you brave enough to join the resistance?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show those pixelated natives who’s boss!

AlarmBlocker Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmBlocker, annoyance, Classes, college, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Dawn, dorm, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, morning routine, PRAYER, Religious, resolution, roommate, Server, Sleep, switch off, tired, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	144
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
New Chunks Explored:	290554	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner prankster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with outrageous antics and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s roommate, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters with different beliefs and practices. Maybe you’ll even come across a player who sets off alarms at dawn to wake up and perform a ritual in-game! Will you be the one to sabotage their alarm clock and cause chaos in the virtual world?

Join now for a chance to pull off epic pranks, make new friends, and navigate through dorm room drama like never before. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate prankster on our server!