full of bullshit Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting & Crying: Where Steve is a Player and Creepers are the Real MVP

Anons, bullshit, Chad, Crafting, CREEPERS, crying, Dudes, female mc, fucks, full of bullshit, Fun, Girls, have a place to live, have sex, horrible past, just for fun, just for it, lot of girls, Male mc, mvp, place to live, player, real, sex, slut, steve

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have male players who are total Chads and they’re out here getting it on with all the ladies just for fun! And don’t worry, our female players have their own wild stories too – like one girl who has sex with dudes just so she can eat and have a place to live because of her tragic past. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft! So come join us for a crazy, drama-filled experience unlike any other. Who needs boring old building when you can have scandalous stories and outrageous adventures on our server? Join now and prepare to be entertained!

CrazyCraft!

Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

GeoCraft Minecraft Server

$95 million, aid, aid suspension, Assistance, comes into force, diplomatic relations, financial support, foreign agent law, foreign policy, funding, GeoCraft, georgia, Government, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, suspends, united states, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	590	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

SarcellesCraft

anti-semitism, community cohesion, cultural diversity, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, global migration, immigration, integration, Jewish community, Jews, minority rights, Multiculturalism, Rabbi, religious freedom, religious persecution, Sarcelles, SarcellesCraft, security concerns, Tensions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a virtual family. We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where we all gather around a virtual campfire and share our favorite taco recipes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive, even the Endermen are lining up to get in. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

NeighborCraft

Anonymity, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, Digital World, hidden identity, Interaction, internet, neighbor, NeighborCraft, ONLINE, online anonymity, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, social media, stranger, virtual

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4841	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, you ever think about how wild it is that the person you’re mining diamonds with could be living next door to you in real life? Like, what if Steve from down the street is actually a pro Minecraft player and you never even knew it? Join our server and maybe you’ll discover that your grandma is actually a redstone wizard in disguise.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the only place where you can battle giant chickens and ride llamas into battle like a true warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your explosive masterpiece. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and trade rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that your long-lost twin is actually a pro builder who’s been hiding in the shadows all this time. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

ForestCraft . Grief Survival Minecraft Server

Daily Rewards, Delivery, DISCOUNTS, Donations, Events, Forestcraft, Game, Grief, ip address, Kits, Minecraft, Perks, Prices, Prizes, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Teams, Tube server, Warps, Whales

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Farms Harvested:	543	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the Forest-Craft project, we have a tube server, a comfortable game and more.

Grief survival with perks, daily rewards and events,

cool whales ( /kits ), warps, daily prizes ( /prize ).

Fast delivery and low prices for donations.

Events and discounts on donations are often held.

It is possible to buy a donation for 7, 15, 30 days and forever.

Donators have a lot of cool whales and teams.

IP address: Forest-craft.ru

Autodonate: https://Forest-craft.ru

VKontakte: https://vk.com/Forest-craft

Forest-craft.ru

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7478	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Votes:	2547
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

FamilyDrama Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #familydrama, AITAH, awful relationship, Bonding, Communication, Communication Issues, cultural clash, Cultural differences, European roots, family dynamics, Grandchild, mediate, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Pregnancy, Rift, Russian values, Server, vaccination, Visit, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Dragon Eggs Found:	2827
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?

So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

SurgerySassCraft

family conflict, family pressure, financial trouble, local hospital, Medicaid/Medicare, niece surgery, public health insurance, single mom, spine surgery, surgery assistance, surgery assistance offer, surgery center, surgery center owner, surgery complications, surgery decision, surgery ethics, surgery options, surgery refusal, surgery reimbursement, surgery scheduling, SurgerySassCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law living with you? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and medical mishaps!

We specialize in spine surgery, just like the surgery center in this crazy story. But don’t worry, all of our surgeons take public health insurance, so you won’t have to deal with any Medicaid/Medicare drama here.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to convince your family members to let you perform surgery on them in a virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!