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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3038 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.
But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).
So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
