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NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8349	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	8431
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Animals Bred:	127
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	56	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Divine Spears Created:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!