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RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	190

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Villages Defended:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	9811	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Votes:	9429
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Towns Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!