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Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dimension Hops:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Leaking ERECTion Edition, link compilation, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme, Ultimate, WEEKEND 1 UPDATE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us for the Friday Night Funkin’ General where we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Week #2517 – Leaking ERECTion Edition (don’t ask)

NEWS FLASH: The WEEKEND 1 UPDATE HAS RELEASED and it’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post for all the juicy deets and join Ninjamuffin & PA for an AMA on /funkg/ (whatever that means).

Download and play the game, mod it to your heart’s content, and join our modding community for all the funky fun!

We’ve got resources, wikis, link compilations, and even a thread theme that will have you dancing like a villager on a Sunday morning.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now and let’s get funky together! (Disclaimer: Not responsible for any loss of diamonds or sanity while playing on this server)

AnthroCraft: Where Humans and Females Rule the Minecraft World! #3023

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining!

Ever wanted to summon a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Or how about exploring forgotten places on an epic expedition? Maybe you’re in the mood for some blood, steel, and ego – we’ve got it all!

Join us on a journey to the White Citadel, where you’ll encounter hares, healings, and hearts that will warm your soul. And don’t forget about the survivors of a shattered world, fighting to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic landscape.

But wait, there’s more! How about vipers, nights, and French fries? Or maybe you’re more interested in a spare in the trunk, filled with mystery and intrigue. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of /hmofa/ and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer. See you in the game, adventurer!

Billionaire City VS Hypixel

Beta Testing, cityscape, competitive gameplay, digital real estate, discord community, Economy, in-game economy, job market, luxury living, multiplayer gameplay, OG rank, online entrepreneurship, player housing, player interaction, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Server Experience, Towny, virtual city, virtual community, Virtual Economy, virtual leasing, virtual property management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and Billionaire City Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can experience lag due to high traffic
Frequent updates and events	May not be as focused on economy and player housing

Billionaire City

Pros	Cons
Focused on economy and player housing	May have a smaller player base
Unique job system	May lack the variety of mini-games found on larger servers
Optimized economy system	Still in beta, so may have some bugs

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from Billionaire City?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games, and frequent updates and events. Billionaire City, on the other hand, focuses more on economy and player housing with a unique job system.

Which server is better for new players?

Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its size and variety of games. Billionaire City may be a better choice for new players looking for a more focused experience on economy and housing.

Is Billionaire City fully released?

No, Billionaire City is currently in beta, so there may be some bugs and changes as it continues to develop. Players are encouraged to join the Discord for updates and to receive a free OG Rank.

Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!

Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Server for Awkward Encounters

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2037	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of pixelated wonders. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. How about building a castle out of TNT? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our resident witch brews potions that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Star Shards Collected:	179	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

YeehawCraft: Where we mine for freedom and roleplay as stereotypical Americans! 🤠🇺🇸 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1051
Divine Spears Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! We have more commercials than you can shake a stick at – seriously, our players can’t get enough of them! Join us and experience the thrill of watching commercials while mining for diamonds, it’s a game-changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Chicken King, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets – trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with commercials, chicken dance-offs, and endless fun. You won’t regret it, we promise!

JoynCraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Comparison of Hypixel and JOYnCRAFT:

Hypixel:

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for some players
Wide variety of minigames	May experience server lag at peak times
Frequent updates and events	Can be challenging for newer players

JOYnCRAFT:

Pros	Cons
Active staff and community	Smaller player base
Professionally hosted server	Lack of extensive minigames
Secure financing and long-term stability	May not appeal to players looking for constant action

FAQ:

Which server has a higher player population? Hypixel has a higher player population compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server offers a wider variety of minigames? Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to JOYnCRAFT.
Which server has a more stable financing plan? JOYnCRAFT has secure financing secured years ahead, ensuring long-term stability.
Which server is better for new players? Hypixel may be more suitable for new players due to its extensive tutorials and game modes.

Sliddin’ & Craftin’ Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where everything is SLIDDING BABY!!! That’s right, forget walking or running, on our server you’ll be sliding everywhere like a penguin on ice!

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Slime King who rules over the land with a gooey fist. Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Slime King and claim his throne for yourself. And did we mention that all the animals on our server have been replaced with dancing llamas? It’s a llama party 24/7!

So why join our server? Because where else can you slide around like a maniac, battle a Slime King, and party with llamas all in one place? It’s SLIDDING BABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even Steve Asks ‘How do you do it?’

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1100

Are you tired of watching your crypto funds fluctuate more than a rollercoaster ride? Join our Minecraft server where the only ups and downs you’ll experience are when you’re mining for diamonds! Say goodbye to the stress of crypto and hello to the relaxing world of block-building and exploration.

We’ve had players who were once deep in the crypto game, but now they’ve found solace in our server. One player even claimed that they found a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual coins that made them richer than any cryptocurrency ever could! Who needs Bitcoin when you have emeralds and gold at your fingertips?

Forget about the financial disasters of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Join our Minecraft server today and let the blocky adventures begin!