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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
so there’s this epic minecraft server where if you join, you will never feel sad or forgetful again! like, seriously, your brain will be on fire with all the fun and craziness happening on this server.
imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.
plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.
so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.
