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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
