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Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mines Excavated:	4411	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	613175	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Enchantments Applied:	106	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Potions Brewed:	123	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	168	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	171
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	2735	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4230	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	998	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

CraftyRegimeChangeUK

controversy, CraftyRegimeChangeUK, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, hate figure, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, power struggle, regime change, Starmer, trudeau, Trump administration, uk, United Kingdom, united states, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

HappyCraft – Stay Active, Stay Positive!

Active, active lifestyle, aging, COVID-19 restrictions, depression, depressive feelings, emotions, Exercise, HappyCraft, health, late adulthood, mental health, Mental well-being, pandemic, physical activity, Positive, positive affectivity, positive cycle, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, restrictions, stay, well-being

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	338	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is so lit u won’t even believe it! like, did u know that joining this server will actually make u physically active during covid-19? ya, it’s true! all the cool kids are joining and getting their exercise on while having a blast in the virtual world!

and get this, if u join this server, u will never feel depressed again! that’s right, all ur mental well-being will be boosted to the max and u will be living ur best life in late adulthood. it’s like a magical cycle of positivity and fun that u won’t find anywhere else!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the good times roll! who knew playing minecraft could actually make u healthier and happier? only on our server, baby!