MerchMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear any hoodie you want without getting judged by your boyfriend’s friends? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can rock any merch you please, even if it has another guy’s name on it!

Our server is the perfect place to escape petty arguments about clothing choices and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a special “Hoodie Lover” rank for those who proudly wear their favorite oversized hoodies, no questions asked.

So if you’re tired of feeling embarrassed for wearing a comfy hoodie with your friend’s company name on it, come join us for a fun and chill Minecraft experience. Who knew a hoodie could cause so much drama? Let’s leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Freud meets Minecraft for some family-friendly fun! LOL

attraction, childhood trauma, Craft, curvy women, DADDY, emotional attachment, family dynamics, Familyfriendly, father figure, father issues, freud, Fun, hate, Issues, kind women, lol, love, meets, Minecraft, mother complex, mother figure, oedipus complex, overprotective, parental influence, personal development, psychoanalysis, psychological theory, relationships, Strong Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Do you have some serious family issues that you need to work out in a virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us if you’re into Oedipus complexes and want to explore your deep-seated issues with your parents while building epic structures in-game. Who knows, you might even find your virtual mother figure and create a dysfunctional family of your own! Join now for a psychoanalytic adventure like no other.

The Floating Island SMP VS Hypixel

buildbattles, communitycompetitions, Communitydriven, creativecontent, datapackshub, Factions, floatingisland, Friendlyserver, funminecraftserver, islandchallenges, islandliving, MinecraftFun, monthlyevents, PvE, PvP, Season2, servercompetitions, Smpserver, Survival, twitchstreamer, TwitchYoutuberCollab, weeklyvotes, wonderfulprizes, YouTuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Hypixel	The Floating Island SMP
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Community-driven server
– Various minigames and modes	– Weekly votes for server content
– Active forums and community events	– Monthly events and competitions
Cons	Cons
– Crowded servers at peak times	– Smaller player base
– Pay-to-win elements	– Limited minigames and modes

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to The Floating Island SMP.

Which server offers more diverse gameplay options?

Hypixel offers various minigames and modes, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on community-driven content and events.

Are there pay-to-win elements on either server?

Hypixel has pay-to-win elements, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on a more balanced gameplay experience.

Which server has more active community events?

Both servers have active community events, but The Floating Island SMP offers weekly votes for server content and monthly events and competitions.

Can I join The Floating Island SMP without being a Twitch streamer or YouTuber?

Yes, The Floating Island SMP is open to all players who want to join the community and have fun!

Melonie’s Midlife Crisis Minecraft Madness

#youtube, 38 years old, age, aging gracefully, childhood crush, Crisis, Fapping, Gaming, getting old, growing up, influencer, internet personality, madness, melonie Mac, Melonie Mac fan, Melonies, Midlife, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popular, Reminiscing, social media star, Streamer, teenage memories, time flies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of watching Melonie Mac while fapping! Our server is filled with nostalgic vibes and epic builds that will make you feel like a teenager again (minus the fapping, hopefully). Plus, rumor has it that Melonie Mac herself occasionally logs on to play and reminisce about the good ol’ days. So come join us and let’s all get old together in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

AI boorus, amd, call on me edition, catbox, Chaos, controlnet, CPU, Crafty, CREEPERS, CREW, Discord, fear, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Research spreadsheet, SDG, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Tread

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4719	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building to a whole new level with our Call on me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our models are top-notch, including EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff – because who doesn’t want to build with a touch of queasiness?

But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.

Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!

Suzuko’s USA Adventure: Minecraft Madness

Adventure, anger, Anime, career, decision, derailment, Disappointment, emotions, Frustration, husband, Impact, Japanese actress, madness, Minecraft, relocating, Relocation, season 4, Suzuko Mimori, Suzukos, TONY KHAN, Upset, Usa, voice actress, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of Tony Khan ruining everything, including your favorite anime? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there’s no Tony Khan in sight! We promise no one will derail your gaming experience or your yuru yuri season 4 dreams. Plus, our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up your builds. Join now and let’s show Tony Khan who’s boss in the virtual world!

CraftyCreeperLand: Where the only limit is your imagination! (>arrives)

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

> Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate wrestling champion! > We have special wrestling matches where you can take on other players in epic battles. > Rumor has it, a mysterious player once joined and single-handedly made wrestling cool again, but then disappeared into the virtual abyss. > Will you be the next GOAT of our server? Join now and find out!

Vanilla Minecraft: Where Adults Play to Not Get Lost in Version 1.20.4

{Dragon Battle}, {Spawn Island}, 1.20.4, Adults, Builders, Casual, city building, CPU, Fresh, game hosting, Lost, Marketing, Minecraft, multiplayer, never-resetting, No Resets, Performance, Play, Server, smp, Survival, Trading, Usa, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.mcsmp.us/
Live Map	https://map.mcsmp.us/

Our SMP is for mainly adults who seek a new casual survival world with no resets. The world will never reset, allowing for a massive world size. Feel free to explore, build, trade, and collaborate with other players.

Join us for the first dragon battle in the coming days and help build a city at spawn island. No need to be extremely active, as many players work full-time jobs. The server is hosted in the USA for optimal performance.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, the server is whitelist only. You can join by contacting the server owner on Discord.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset. Players can enjoy a continuous experience in the same world.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for a list of rules and guidelines for gameplay.
Can players trade with each other?	Yes, players are encouraged to barter and trade with each other on the server.

Bichotas de la cripta. VS Hypixel

active community, build competition, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, diverse biomes, Donation Ranks, Economy System, Epic Loot, Friendly staff, fun with friends, growing server, immersive quests, interactive events, Player Shops, player-run events, PVP zones, secret dungeons, Survival, unique gameplay, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Comparison: Hypixel VS Bichotas de la cripta

Hypixel	Bichotas de la cripta
Large player base	New server in growth
Various game modes	Survival vanilla with PVP kit zones
Custom mini-games	Economy, player shops, ranks and donations
High-quality server performance	Active daily with opportunities to grow

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Bichotas de la cripta.
What game modes are available on each server?	Hypixel offers various custom mini-games while Bichotas de la cripta focuses on survival vanilla with PVP kit zones.
Does each server have unique features?	Yes, Hypixel has custom mini-games and high-quality server performance, while Bichotas de la cripta offers an economy, player shops, ranks, and donations.
How active are the servers?	Hypixel is known for its large player base and active community, while Bichotas de la cripta is a new server in growth but remains active daily with opportunities to grow.

Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a special feature where you can participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground club where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to see who has the best moves in the pixelated world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky and wild Minecraft universe!

ClubCraft: Where we build clubs in Minecraft and wonder if they’ll still manage next year

BUILD, ClubCraft, clubs, manage, Minecraft, Theyll, year

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9630	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of dancing chickens, a DJ booth manned by a creeper, and a VIP section where the Ender Dragon hangs out.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Will Smith himself is considering managing a club here next year. That’s right, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air might be dropping some sick beats for us while we mine for diamonds and battle zombies.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless!

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