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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 496 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9061 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!