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CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4063
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4146

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchantments Applied:	53
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.