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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mines Excavated:	3543	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7373	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Animals Bred:	75
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8763

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!