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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7237 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 157 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 7362 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
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