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Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

Alpha, bagholders, Blockchain, capitulate, cryptocurrency, finance, free, free alpha, Historic, investing, Link, market, Millionaires, Minecraft, OG link marines, Pump, Resentment, Rotation, Send, Sergey, smp, solana, spite pump, Trading

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SleepyCraft: No Wakey Wakey Hubby

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, consideration, Empathy, Hubby, husband, insomnia, marital conflict, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, morning routine, morning routine disruption, relationship, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, summer break, Teacher, Understanding, wakey

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being woken up early in the morning by your loving husband who just wants to give you a kiss goodbye? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can sleep in as late as you want without any interruptions! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to a world where you can finally get the rest you deserve. Plus, no judgment here if you want to build a giant pillow fort to hide from your husband’s morning kisses!

Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	255
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	747	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1325

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.