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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1916 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!