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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 690 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
