Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	9526
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	373059	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Votes:	8217
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	585	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7628	Players Killed by Monsters:	1938
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	5881
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	291
Farms Harvested:	858	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7432	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	62	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	811534	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9622	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	3068
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9014
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

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