FORTITE FUNNY Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Farms Harvested:	264
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	5373	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4697
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!