formaldress Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShutUpMC Server

ANNOYED, be quiet, can’t stand it, cease speaking, enough already, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, hush, irritated, keep quiet, oh my god, please be quiet, quiet down, Server, shush, shut up, ShutUpMC, Silence, Stop talking, stop talking now, zip it

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking creepers that tell jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you have to go eat some cake made of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

ETH All In Minecraft Server

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized applications, decentralized finance, digital assets, ETF, ETH, ethereum, financial markets, Investment, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, short-term gains, smart contracts, speculative trading, tokenization, Trading

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special ETF trading feature that allows you to invest in virtual ETH and ETH shitcoins!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant Ender Dragon made entirely out of crypto! That’s right, we’ve combined the worlds of Minecraft and cryptocurrency to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual crypto billionaire in no time! Just be careful not to get wrecked by a Creeper while you’re busy making those sweet ETH gains.

DaughterCraftTeacherDrama

angry email, complaining, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraftTeacherDrama, ear defenders, folic acid deficiency, investigation, Last year, mat leave, music teacher, numbness, pins and needles, safeguarding, school policy, school trip, SEN, Supplements, Teacher, tingling, Upset

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Votes:	5199
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3158
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re on a wild school trip? Join our server now!

Just like the teacher in this story, we promise to keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Get ready for numbness and tingling in your legs (from all the excitement, of course) and occasional bouts of nausea (from laughing too hard at our hilarious jokes).

Don’t worry, we won’t let you leave the server even if you’re struggling to walk from all the fun. And if you ever need ear defenders, we’ve got you covered – just don’t tell anyone or the music teacher might get upset!

Join now for a school trip experience like no other, where every day is an adventure and you never know what crazy antics will happen next. Who needs a bus ride when you can journey through our virtual world and have the time of your life? See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a blast!

RedYeastRiceRiot

Accountability, Bosses, consequences, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, crisis management., deaths, health crisis, investigation, Japan firm, leadership, legal ramifications, pharmaceuticals, Public Safety, red yeast rice tablets, RedYeastRiceRiot, regulatory compliance, Resign, resignations, scandal, Tragedy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

haha come join our epic minecraft server, where the bosses are so scared of our red yeast rice tablets that they resign after 80 deaths! like, who even knew that could happen in minecraft, right? but seriously, these bosses couldn’t handle the heat of our crazy server where anything can happen. join now for a chance to take on the red yeast rice boss and show them who’s boss! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

ThongScratchCraft

Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwear

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	743574
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

Redutu Network

Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, business management, Earth, Gaming, Gaming Community, Guster.ro, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Games, Popular, real world map, Redutu Network, Resource Management, Romania, Romanian Server, Server, Survival, survival earth, Tycoon

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Guster.ro is a popular Minecraft server in Romania, offering game modes such as Survival Earth (real world map), Tycoon (resource and business management) and BoxPVP (intense battles in a small arena).

GUSTER.RO

Tomoso Smp: Where the creepers are chill and the community is small… but mighty!

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, Community Focused, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Mighty, multiplayer, No Griefing, No mods, player-driven, PvP, Small, smp, Survival, survival server, Tomoso, Unique, Vanilla, vanilla based

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mines Excavated:	3589
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Plugins	Quality of life plugins
Economy	Diamond-based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have general rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players, which are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I create land claims?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server to maintain the original Minecraft feel.
How do I participate in the diamond-based economy?	You can trade with other players using diamonds as currency or participate in player-run markets.

BabylonCraft Minecraft Server

ancien régime, Babylon, BabylonCraft, beasts of burden, blood lines, caste system, cosmology, Creation, Cycles, Daemonism, egypt, heaven’s, higher forms of existence, History, Minecraft, occultists, philosophers, progress, Rome 2.0, sacrifice, selective breeding, Server, Techne

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3582	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of history…or should we say, losers of history! We’ve recreated Egypt and Rome 2.0, complete with a caste system that will have you feeling like royalty or a lowly peasant depending on where you fall.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!

RingWars Minecraft Server

barren volcanic, cannibalizing, dark fantasy, dark lord, Destruction, epic battle, epic conclusion, evil ruler, Extinction, FANTASY, fantasy world, Hellscape, master plan, middle earth, Minecraft, next step, orc infested, Plants, power struggle, rapid extinction, RingWars, Server, war of the ring

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	7204
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the one ring has been won and Middle Earth is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with volcanic eruptions and orc cannibalism! Will you join forces with the remaining survivors or embrace your inner orc and feast on your enemies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive at all costs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of this epic, twisted adventure unlike any other!

Ex-Hubby Drama Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, Communication, Divorce, Drama, ExHubby, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, loyalty, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, role models, Server, Sisterhood, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a chance to reconnect with long-lost family members, exes, and their new partners – all while navigating the treacherous waters of loyalty and betrayal.

Who needs to build a house when you can build bridges between feuding family members instead? Will you choose to stay loyal to your sister, or will you risk it all for a chance at a new friendship?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your block. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family drama showdown!