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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5459 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!