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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5797 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5369 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
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