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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5797 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5369 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!