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EternalGlitchCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Emeralds Found:	7956
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

join dis server if u wanna avoid dat fate! we got magical teleportation powers dat will save u from eternal entrapment. once, a player got trapped in a block for 100 years until we swooped in and saved them with our epic admin powers. u never know when u might need our help, so join now and never worry about getting stuck in a glitch again! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep for ur entertainment. come join da fun!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!

PalestineCraft: Where Creepers Wear Keffiyehs and Villagers Bargain for Peace #1304

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can bake bread while fighting off Glowniggers and well-poisoning enemies? Look no further! Join our server where we bake bread to fight off the Zionist occupation forces invading our city! With over 33,843 martyrs and 76,575 wounded, the stakes are high but the bread is higher! Our fighters engage in fierce clashes with the Glowniggers and their military vehicles, using machine guns and baguettes to defend our land. Plus, our marches have successfully hit Iron Dome platforms and crew, leaving them dead and wounded. So come join us, deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse Total Kike Death (TKD)! It’s a wild ride full of outrageous battles and delicious baked goods. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in a General LOLz

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	847
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than our server, where the early access is happening on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration going on until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT – who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0, so you can travel to different regions in the blink of an eye. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event – show off your skills and dominate the competition!

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, come join one of our meetups – from crafting meetups to spooky clubs and even Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows what kind of wild events and collaborations we’ll have next – the sky’s the limit on our server!

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5987	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6963
Enchantments Applied:	160	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	3625	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9662	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magic Items Found:	1534	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!