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ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4725
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6718	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchantments Applied:	300
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!