Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.
Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!
So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!
| Server Name | CozyCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla with Plugins |
| Community Size | Small but welcoming |
| Features | Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs |
A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.
A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.
A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6
A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.
A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.
A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.
A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.
We hope to see you on the server soon!
With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!
Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!