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TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

play.minehouse.top

A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

1.21.1, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Compatible, Door, Fixed, Griefing, java, Map, No map resets, no TPA, Pigman, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, smp, Stuck, Tpa, zombie

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	182	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Votes:	3023	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	172	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	173	Villages Defended:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Crops Grown:	3080
Votes:	6920	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Love Letters Sent:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!