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ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	3523	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	4705
Endless Night Skies:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	5183	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	561220
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	1878
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Emeralds Found:	9941	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1783	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Meteorites Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!