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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6817 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3397 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 4057 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!