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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9530 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9337 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour on a bed of lava! Will you be able to out-jump him and claim the coveted title of Parkour King?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays enchanted golden eggs! Join us if you dare, and see if you can catch a glimpse of this spectral poultry in action.
So why did it flop, you ask? It’s simple – because it was too wild, too crazy, and too hilarious for the average player to handle. But if you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll be in for the adventure of a lifetime!