#flirtingfails Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Emeralds Found:	3628	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8900
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchantments Applied:	217	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Emeralds Found:	879	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Void Gems Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8834	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Votes:	9676	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Votes:	5247
Meteorites Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!