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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Votes:	2203	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	510
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!