flat damage – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo
blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!
Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?
Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

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ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost
2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

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Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs
Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.
join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.
plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!

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Yolo | You only live once server minecraft
adequate community, beautiful design, Community, design, Discord, good plugins, Hosting, humor, Minecraft, Plugins, private server, Server, stable TPS, tps, well-tuned discord, yolo, You only live once
? Yolo – You Only Live Once
? Our private minecraft server – Yolo
Let’s tell you why you should go to our private server with unusual plugins:
1. Humor and most importantly adequate community;
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2. There are many good plugins;
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3. Good hosting, stable 20 TPS;
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4. A well -tuned discord server
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5. Beautiful design
yolomc.ru

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Blossoms of War, Like Flames 1.20.6
1.20.6, Blossoms, carnal union, child-bearing hips, creamy skin, family, flames, Goddess, Hana wa Saku, impregnate, juche milk, luscious lips, manhood, moans, motherly bosom, Natsue An, perfect, Seifuku, Shura no Gotoku, Sumomomomomomomogaoka, sweet sweat, twintails, velvety cream, War, War Crimes, Worship
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to impregnate Natsue An (not really, but wouldn’t that be wild?). Our server is like a holy shrine dedicated to her divine figure, with child-bearing hips that will make you drop to your knees in worship (not literally, please don’t do that).
We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).
Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).
So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).

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Work Woes & Minecraft Bros
Boundaries, bros, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling hurt, feeling left out, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner dynamics, personal struggles, Reassurance, relationship problems, seeking help, small business owners, Support, woes, work, work stress
Are you tired of dealing with drama and misunderstandings in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real-life problems! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the stress and just focus on building and exploring.
Just like in this crazy story, you can navigate through challenging situations and learn how to communicate better with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend or SO in our virtual world!
Don’t be the “asshole” in your relationships, join our server and let off some steam in a fun and lighthearted environment. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoRedFlags4Me Minecraft SMP
bad hire, candidate evaluation, employee selection, Hiring, hiring criteria, hiring decisions, hiring manager, hiring mistakes, hiring process, human Resources, Interview preparation, interview techniques, Interview Tips, job applicant, Job Interview, job screening, Job Search, Minecraft, NoRedFlags4Me, Recruitment, red flags, smp, subtle signs
OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found! So, like, this server is so lit because they only let in people who can do a sick dance move IRL before joining. Like, if you can’t do the floss or the worm, you’re outta luck, bro. But wait, it gets even better – they have this rule where you have to speak in pig Latin the whole time you’re playing. It’s so random and hilarious, I can’t even deal. Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. I know, right? It’s like a whole other level of weirdness. So, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and have a blast with a bunch of goofballs, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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ComedyCraft: The Worst Jokester
big comedian, comedic achievements, comedic failures, comedic reputation, comedic skills, comedic talent, comedy career, comedy critique, comedy fame, comedy industry, comedy legends., comedy success, comedy success stories, comedy world, ComedyCraft, famous comedians, jokester, least funny comedian, mainstream comedy, overrated comedians, stand up comedy, WORST, worst comedian
Are you tired of boring old jokes that make you groan instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comedy club of the gaming world! Join us and experience the hilarity of building a giant statue of a chicken telling bad jokes, or participating in our weekly stand-up comedy open mic night where players roast each other with puns and dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary comedian Steve the Sheep, who once made a creeper laugh so hard it exploded into a million pieces. Rumor has it that if you can make Steve laugh, he’ll give you the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds in the game. So come on down and join us for a laugh riot like no other!

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CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server
anti-semitism, Condemnation, controversy, CraftyEuroLeaders, criticism, elon musk, European leaders, forget, germany, History, Holocaust, international relations, Memory, Minecraft, OMINOUS, political statements, public opinion, push, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social media, world war II
lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.
but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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ElonCraft vs NorWealth – Friends in Blocks
blocks, Business, business dispute, business relationships, CEO, CEO clash, CEO friendship, clash, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk CEO, Elon Musk controversy, elon musk news, ElonCraft, Friends, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, norway, Norway wealth fund, Norway wealth fund CEO, NorWealth, wealth fund
So, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Elon Musk and the CEO of the Norway wealth fund are like, besties? Yeah, man, they’re always building crazy stuff together and having epic battles against each other. It’s like a real-life superhero showdown, but in Minecraft!
You gotta join this server, dude, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon Elon and the CEO having a dance-off or something equally ridiculous. Plus, the server has this secret underground lair where they keep all their rare items and treasure. It’s like a real-life Minecraft heist waiting to happen!
And get this, sometimes they’ll randomly spawn in a giant pink unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. Yeah, man, it’s like a magical fairy tale come to life in Minecraft. So, if you wanna join in on the craziness and hang out with Elon Musk and the Norway wealth fund CEO, then this is the server for you, bro!

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Dementia Risk Predictor Server
aging, alzheimer’s, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive tests, dementia, dementia prevention, dementia risk, Executive function, Haemophilus, Health research, mci, Memory, Memory Loss, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, Neisseria, neurodegenerative disease, oral health, Predictor, Risk, Server, visual attention
lol come join our epic minecraft server where your mouth bacteria can predict your dementia risk!! 😂🤣🧠 our researchers found that if you have higher levels of bacteria called Neisseria and Haemophilus, you’ll be a minecraft pro!! 🎮🔥 forget about building houses, you’ll be building memory palaces in no time! 😜💯 who knew that your mouth germs could be the key to unlocking your full gaming potential?? join now and level up your cognitive skills while crafting and mining with your new bacterial buddies! 🏰💎 #MinecraftMadness #DementiaDreamTeam

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