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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2264 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 93 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!
Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?
Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!