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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Respawn and Keep Crafting

coping strategies, Crafting, determination, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, mental health awareness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, purpose in life, reasons to keep living, resilience, respawn, Self Discovery, self-care, support system

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

LitterbugCraft

#sustainability, Awareness, Behavior, cleanliness, Community, consequences, conservation, education, Environment, ETHICAL, Garbage, habits, Impact, Litterbug, LitterbugCraft, Pollution, recycling, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Trash, Waste

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	134
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6993	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Votes:	1630	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS