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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2569 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3768 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7760 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!