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NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	65
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	3339

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	814
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9474

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3781
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!