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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4050 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!