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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4743 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9597 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.
if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.
also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.
