FIVE M DE POOR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBabesOnly

advice, attraction, BlockyBabesOnly, Boundaries, Communication, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, feelings, Friend, Girlfriend, Honesty, hot, Jealousy, loyalty, opinion, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, tact, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward questions like these! Our server is so lit that you won’t even have time to think about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape reality with us!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

economic analysis, economic data, economic growth, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, fiscal policy, GDP growth, Government, government spending, inflation, inflation rate, Minecraft, monetary policy, Q2, russia, Russian economy, Server, slowdown, SovietCraft, state spending

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!

GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

airstrikes, civilian casualties, command room, Conflict, foreign policy, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, House, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, palestinian civilians, political tension, SCHOOLs, Sheltering, terror operatives, united states, violence, War, White, White House, Worried

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, even the white house is talkin bout it!!! they’re like “omg so concerned about civilian casualties” but like, who cares when u can play on this server??

so get this, there’s this crazy story goin round that the IDF blew up a command room in a school where palestinian civilians were hiding. like wtf?? but don’t worry, that’s just in the game, not real life. so come join us and have a blast blowin stuff up and building crazy stuff!!

seriously, this server is so epic, even the white house can’t stop talkin bout it. so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have some fun!! 🤣🤣🤣

FrickinCrafters

Blue, cartoon, Characters, Communication, comparison, Creatures, Cursing, FANTASY, fictional, FrickinCrafters, funny, humans, humor, Labels, Language, names, pop culture, smurfs, society, swearing, tv show

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	4464
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis server!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

if u join now, u can ride on a dragon and battle a giant chicken boss for a chance to win a golden toilet seat!

so what u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! just remember, if u ain’t building, u ain’t living!

CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition

CrocCraft, Early Cretaceous epoch, Edition, Enalioetes, Enalioetes schroederi, metriorhynchid crocodylomorph, new genus, north-western Germany, Palaeontologists, species, Stadthagen Formation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5028
Buildings Constructed:	39	Villages Defended:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP FAM! WE GOT A NEW MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OUR SERVER IS SO DOPE THAT EVEN PALAEONTOLOGISTS ARE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT!

WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥

🌟Misfit Craft🌟 where even the creepers have a midlife crisis.

adult-friendly, Alexs mobs, application-free, archaeology, Automation, common sense, Craft, Create, CREEPERS, Crisis, difficult caves, Discord link, end remastered, first time server, Food, graphics, inventory management, Midlife, Misfit, Modded, Modpack, Mowzie’s Mobs, quality of life, Server Update, Storage, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	259
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Minecraft Server

Overview:

🌟Misfit Craft🌟

Features:

🛠️ Create Mod Awesomeness

⚔️ Enhanced Difficulty

🎨 Stunning Graphics

🔧 Quality of Life Mods

Server Information:

World started: 01 AUG 2024

First Server Update: 11 AUG 2024

Discord Link:

https://discord.gg/ckP8jprJ

FAQ

Q: What is Misfit Craft?

A: Misfit Craft is a Minecraft server focusing on the Create mod and its addons, enhanced difficulty, stunning graphics, and quality of life mods for an immersive gameplay experience.

Q: When did the world start on the server?

A: The world started on 01 AUG 2024, with the first server update on 11 AUG 2024.

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: All players are welcome to join. The server owner prefers players to be 18+, but all are welcome as long as they bring common sense.

Q: Is this the server owner’s first time running a server?

A: Yes, this is the server owner’s first time running a server, so patience and understanding are appreciated.

MemoryLapse Minecraft Server

childhood memories, cognitive function, coping mechanisms, counseling, dissociation, dreams, emotional wellbeing, forgotten past, Memory Loss, MemoryLapse, mental health, Minecraft, personal development, psychological impact, Psychology, repressed memories, SELF AWARENESS, Server, subconscious, Therapy, Trauma, uncertainty

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wacky, you’ll question if your memories are even real after playing here.

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and chaos as you navigate through a world where reality and dreams blend together. Who knows what’s real and what’s just a figment of your imagination on this server?

Forget about boring old memories, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Pixelated Connection Gang

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connection, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gang, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, pixelated, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	973576
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and shenanigans galore!

Our server is home to a colorful cast of characters, from Lia the enchanting wizard to Dizzy the daring daredevil. Watch as they build, mine, and battle their way through the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll get the chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our server – the only way to find out is to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs and mayhem that await you!

TimeTraveler SMP – Reliving History!

american revolution, Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, civil rights movement, Experience, firsthand, French Revolution, historical event, History, Industrial Revolution, Medieval Times, moon landing, Period, reliving, Renaissance, roaring twenties, smp, TimeTraveler, victorian era, why, wish, world war

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	9351
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4106	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Have you ever wanted to travel back in time and witness the epic battles of ancient civilizations? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting alongside gladiators in the Colosseum, or defending your kingdom from invading barbarians.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a time-traveling llama who can take you on wild adventures through different historical periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era or party with Cleopatra in ancient Egypt? The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So why wait? Join us now and make history come alive in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFibsMC

absurd lie, blatant falsehood, blatant lie, CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, dishonesty, dumb lie, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, laughable lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!