fitness records – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ChapterMine SMP: “The Quest for Diamond Armor”
10. Embracing Uncertainty, 11. Self-Exploration, 12. Turning the Page, 13. Seeking Balance, 14. Soul Searching, 15. Resilience, 16. mindfulness, 17. Transition Period, 18. Evolution, 19 life lessons, 2. self-discovery, 20. Inner Peace., 3. personal growth, 4. Life Journey, 5. Chapter of Change, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Inner Transformation, 8. Overcoming Challenges, 9. New Beginnings, armor, ChapterMine, Diamond, life reflections, Quest, smp
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken riding a pig. And that’s just the beginning! Our spawn town is a literal circus, with clowns juggling TNT and pandas riding unicycles.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have llamas in armor battling it out. And don’t even get me started on our shopping district, where you can trade diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes that grant you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, this chapter of your life will be titled “The Epic Adventures of Potato-Powered Llamas and Pig-Riding Chickens”.

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New Server IP
CraftyKeir’sUkraineMissions
Armed Forces, British soldiers, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKeirsUkraineMissions, crisis management., defense alliance, defense strategy, diplomatic strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical decision, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military intervention, military support, national security, Peacekeeping, political controversy, Ukraine
Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Keir Starmer may be sending soldiers to Ukraine, but we’re sending players on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom! Who needs political drama when you can build your own empire and rule over a kingdom of chickens? Join us now for a wild ride that’s more exciting than any government decision!

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New Server IP
CraftyCanuck’s Cold War
Canada, cold, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government actions, international law, international relations, international sanctions, political decisions, political sanctions, russia, sanctions, trade restrictions, War
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even canada had to impose sanctions against it? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so epic, it made russia shake in their boots and canada was like “nah, we gotta do something about this madness.”
join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.

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New Server IP
Noob English Barrier
Barrier, Bilingual, Communication, Cultural differences, Deception, English, esl, Fluency, foreign language, know English, language acquisition, language barrier, language education, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic abilities, misunderstanding, multilingualism, non-native speaker, noob, PRETEND, second language
so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna, like, have a blast in Minecraft, ya know? like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret diamond stash and became the richest player on the server, like, whoa dude!
and, like, the admins are super cool and always hosting crazy events like a pig racing competition or a build battle where you gotta build a giant taco or something, like, so random but so fun!
plus, like, the community is so chill and friendly, you’ll make friends in no time and be laughing your butt off in the chat all day long. seriously, it’s like a big party up in here!
so, like, come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com. you won’t regret it, promise!
Server IP: diamondtaco.About.minecraft

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New Server IP
Crafty Minds Server
chronic diseases, Chronic illness, Crafty, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, long-term damage, long-term effects, Medical, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minds.., misdiagnosed, Misdiagnosis, misdiagnosis consequences, patient care, physical health, physical wellbeing, Psychosomatic, Server, study, Treatment
yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.
also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.
so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

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New Server IP

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, Community, Gangs, grind, Guards, Instasell, Minecraft, MONEY, Nonop, nostalgic, op, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, PvP, Quests, Rent, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
Auction House – sell your items at auction
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

PVP is not allowed
Swords are not allowed
Potions are not allowed
Bows are not allowed

Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

Matsuri’s Hololive Haven 1.20.1
1.20.1, Anime, cute, doesn’t want, Entertainment, fan favorite, funny, Gaming, Haven, Hero, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Live streaming, matsuri, Matsuris, Needs, Otaku, Popular, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber
Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s like the holy grail of chaos and fun! Matsuri is like the secret weapon that Hololive is hiding from us, but we gotta unleash her on this server! Imagine the craziness and madness she’ll bring, it’s gonna be like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and be part of the legend!

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New Server IP
Momma’s Minion Mayhem
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional labor, family dynamics, Frustration, in-law, lack of support, language barrier, long term relationship, lunch plans, MAYHEM, minion, mommas, mother-in-law, partner, pizza incident, relationship, Resentment, standing up
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and pizza-stealing in-laws! Ever wanted to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual land where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory? Look no further, because our server has it all!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your partner’s mother swoops in and declares she’s going to eat your hard-earned pizza. Will you stand up for yourself and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let it slide and search for leftovers in the fridge? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.
With a language barrier thrown into the mix, communication becomes even more challenging. Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about that stolen pizza.

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New Server IP
EvilCrafters Unite!
bad people, corrupt individuals, dark encounters, dark personalities, evil person, EvilCrafters, harmful encounters, immoral encounters, malevolent encounters, malevolent individuals, malicious personalities, meeting evil people, nefarious individuals, negative encounters, negative experiences, personal encounters, sinister characters, sinister encounters, twisted individuals, unite, vile people, wicked individuals
Have you ever met a Minecraft player so evil, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to team up with the most diabolical mastermind in all of blocky land. Rumor has it they once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it blew up an entire village in one shot. Join our server if you dare to unleash your inner villain and conquer the virtual world with chaos and mayhem! Just remember, no griefing the admins or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a prank involving a hundred chickens and a lava pit.

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New Server IP

Cubed Chaos

#youtube, Chaos, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, crafting enhancements, Cubed, Cubed Chaos exclusives, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Exploration, Friends, gameplay enhancements, Minecraft, probation period., Public Discord, rules, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Youtubers

Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
The Cubed Chaos server has been around since b1.2, and intends to keep updating as time goes on. The goal is to create an environment of friends who love Minecraft, and can contribute to the ever-expanding world. There is a ton to see and explore, especially given that our world file is a massive 50 GB. Cubed Chaos has taken a lot of notes from YouTube SMPs such as HermitCraft, in that it features a diamond economy, players have their own individual bases, but also should contribute to the market at spawn. We want to foster a community.

Overview

The Cubed Chaos server has been around since b1.2, and intends to keep updating as time goes on. The goal is to create an environment of friends who love Minecraft, and can contribute to the ever-expanding world. There is a ton to see and explore, especially given that our world file is a massive 50 GB. Cubed Chaos has taken a lot of notes from YouTube SMPs such as HermitCraft, in that it features a diamond economy, players have their own individual bases, but also should contribute to the market at spawn. We want to foster a community.

Datapacks

Gameplay Enhancements
Anti Endermen grief Anti Ghast grief Armour Statues Armoured Elytra Coordinates Hud Custom Nether Portals Double Shulker Shells Dragon Drops Elytra Durability Ping Fast Leaf Decay Husks Drop Sand Mini Blocks More Effective Tools More Mob Heads Player Head Drops Redstone Rotation Wrench Terracotta Rotation Wrench Silence Mobs

Crafting Enhancements
Back to Blocks Blackstone Cobblestone Crafting Charcoal to Black Dye Craftable Blackstone Craftable Bundles Craftable Coral Blocks Craftable Gravel Craftable Horse Armor Double Slabs More Bark, Bricks, Stairs, Trapdoors Powder to Glass Rotten Flesh to Leather Sandstone Dyeing Straight to Shapeless Universal Dyeing Unpackable Ice, Nether Wart, Wool

Cubed Chaos Exclusives
Renewable Gilded Blackstone Smeltable Amethyst Shards Craftable Raw Ores Custom Advancements and more

Rules

The Golden Rules… Don’t be a prick.
No Griefing. Pranks are fun, demolishing someone’s base is griefing.
No Thieving. Be in from killing a player, raiding bases etc. Insta Ban.
No exploitation of game glitches, for example; duping items of any method. Insta Ban (TNT Duping is on a permission basis for specific farms)
No use of abusing packs such as X-Ray. Client side mods such as Mini Map are welcome.
No Asking for Admin or Mod Permission. Insta Ban
Respect the shop system and the prices set by the shop owner. This will be treated as theft, see Rule #3.

Other Notes

YouTubers are a big bonus, but definitely not required.

To Apply

We have a Public Discord for those who wish to apply here. There is a 30-day probation period as well. Best of luck!