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SisKidSitterCraft

aita, Babysitting, Chill, Deadlines, family, family helps family, home alone, Meetings, mom, Niece, not a kid person, proper childcare, regular, rely on, selfish, single mom, SisKidSitterCraft, sister’s kids, Unannounced, Upset, Village, work from home

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	2895	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community that understands the struggle of unexpected responsibilities!

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your niece when all you want to do is mine for diamonds and build epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

Join us and build your own virtual village where you can rely on fellow players who actually want to help out. No more dropping off unannounced kids, just drop off your blocks and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server where the only “village” you’ll be a part of is one filled with players who actually signed up for it. See you in the virtual world!

ShyBedExplorer Minecraft SMP

adventurous sex, bedroom fantasies, communication in relationships, experimenting in bed, exploring desires, exploring kinks, Intimacy, Minecraft, open communication, overcoming shyness, sexual boundaries, sexual confidence, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual openness, sexual satisfaction, ShyBedExplorer, smp, spicing up sex life, stepping out of comfort zone, taboo desires, trying new things

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. And get this, every time you mine a block, a dancing llama pops out and gives you a high five! It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with talking chickens who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you find the mystical bedrock bed, you can sleep for 10 seconds and wake up with super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs out of your butt. It’s wild, man.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let your inner derp shine and embrace the chaos of our wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamasRule #ButtFireballs.

VoidCraftProhibited

legal boundaries, legal guidelines, legal limitations, legal requirements, legal restrictions, local laws, local regulations, prohibited activities, prohibited areas, prohibited jurisdictions, prohibited locations, prohibited territories, prohibited zones, restricted access, restricted regions, restricted territories, restricted zones, Void where prohibited, VoidCraftProhibited

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Crops Grown:	8290
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of “Void where prohibited.” We don’t care about rules, we only care about having a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building in forbidden areas, like on top of the Ender Dragon’s head or inside a lava pit. Don’t worry about getting banned, because on our server, anything goes!

We have insane events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a stack of TNT and try to land on a target without blowing yourself up. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity, join us at “Void where prohibited.” Just make sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial.

CraftyWagnerTerror

Africa, campaign of terror, Central African Republic, Conflict, CraftyWagnerTerror, findings, human rights abuses, instability, international relations, Mercenaries, military intervention, Political unrest, rebel groups, rfe rl, Russian influence, security forces, successors, violence, wagner, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Wagner’s successors are waging a campaign of terror in the Central African Republic! But don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight them off. Plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Join now and be a part of the wildest adventure in Minecraft history!

Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, character creation, Donations, Empire, Fairness, Farmer, Forbidden Lands, Guidelines, high fantasy, Historian, Lore, Moderators, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplaying, rosalia, rules, scattered peoples, smp, staff events, subscriptions, Unbiased, Updates

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Staff Team	Experienced moderators and admins with over 20+ years of collective experience.
Approval Process	Simple character submission process for whitelist approval.
	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events.
Unbiased	No unfair advantages, donations, or subscriptions required. Objective staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, discover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing!

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?

A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.

Q: How often are lore events held?

A: Staff-run lore events are frequent to keep the world’s story moving forward.

Q: Are donations or subscriptions required?

A: No, there is no monetary requirement to play on the server.

Q: What kind of characters can I play as in the lore?

A: You can be an adventurer, rogue, historian, farmer, or any other role you choose!

Plastic Goystraw Fertility 1.20.1

#sustainability, 1.20.1, drinking straws, eco-friendly, environmental activism, environmental impact, environmentalism, fertility, Goystraw, harmful chemicals, health, infertility, liberal agenda, Liberals, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, reproductive health, reproductive rights, reusable straws, single-use plastic, toxic materials

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Void Armor Forged:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5208

Yo, bro, lemme tell you ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe it, man. So, like, first of all, they got this plastic goystraw that, get this, makes you infertile! Yeah, dude, like, you’ll be sippin’ on that goystraw and BAM, no more babies for you, but hey, at least you’ll own them liberals, amirite?

And, like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dude. This server is like a whole other dimension, man. You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It’s wild, bro, like, you won’t even know what hit you.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

GodlyGaffe Minecraft Server

GodlyGaffe, insulting god, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ community support, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ solidarity, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ advocate, LGBTQ+ ally, LGBTQ+ issues, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBroGetaway

BlockyBroGetaway, Bonding, Communication, compromise, exclusion, Fairness, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, father daughter, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inclusion, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling bond, single mom, sister-in-law, Tomboy, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Love Letters Sent:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being excluded from the guys’ trip on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYONE is invited! We don’t believe in leaving anyone out, whether they’re a tomboy like Kelsey or a baking enthusiast like her mom.

Join us for epic adventures where family bonding is a top priority. No need to worry about being left behind while the guys go fishing or watch sports – on our server, everyone gets to join in on the fun!

Don’t let petty arguments ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and be a part of a supportive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome. Who needs a guys’ trip when you can have a family adventure right here? Join now and let the fun begin!

TimeTraveler SMP – RightPersonWrongTime

destiny, fate, HEARTBREAK, love, love and destiny, love and fate, love and timing, love found, Love Lost, love quotes, love timing, missed connections, missed opportunities, relationships, right person, RightPersonWrongTime, second chances, smp, soulmates, TimeTraveler, Timing, timing is everything, wrong time

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the perfect mix of chaos and fun, ya know? Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was insane, bro. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta solve riddles to find it. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and making new friends, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server. How wild is that, bro? So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together, dude!

Block Buddies United

beloved relationships, best friends, BLOCK, Buddies, cherished relationships, close-knit friendships, closest relationships, deep connections, deep friendships., emotional connections, family bonds, inseparable bonds, Intimate relationships, kindred spirits, loyal companions, Meaningful connections, personal connections, soulmates, Strong Bonds, tight-knit relationships, Trusted confidants, unbreakable ties, United

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Void Armor Forged:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Votes:	7838

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only accompanied by the sound of creepy cave noises? Join our Minecraft server and make friends with the creepers instead! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a squad of explosive buddies following you around everywhere?

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We throw the most epic block parties in the Nether, complete with lava fountains and zombie pigmen DJs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So ditch your boring old single-player world and come join the chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become besties with a skeleton or two!