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Strong Queens and Crafty Dreams

QUEENS, muscular femininity, muscular attraction, female bodybuilding, STRONG

Join Our Apocalypse of Blocky Chaos: Reality Is a Lie!

Welcome, brave soul, to the most MAGNIFICENTLY FRIGHTENING Minecraft server you’ll ever find! That’s right, it’s the greatest disaster masquerading as a wondrous playground! Your mind will bend like a piece of wet paper in a cosmic storm. Forget the laws of physics and sanity, because once you step in, you’ll question whether YOU ever existed! Your friends will stab you in the back, literally – in the pixelated way, of course. Better grab your pickaxe – or is it a sword? The answer will become clear! Or not.

Features of the Mind-Bending Realm

Insane Feature	Description
Infinite Chicken Dimension	Why build when you can explore realms of poultry that gaze into your soul?
Time-Traveling Lava	Oops, you were just trying to cool down? Your ancestors will thank you for the burns!
Underwater Bedrock	Great for drowning your hopes and dreams! Swim with the fishes before they judge you!
Nightmare Cows	Milk them for a brew that makes you question your life choices… aaaand the universe!
Transcendental Crafting Tables	Craft items that craft YOU! Is reality just the matrix made of blocks? Who’s to say?

FAQ

Q: Is this server friendly?

A: Friendly? Ha! Who is your friend? Are they even real? Everyone here is a potato in disguise, just waiting to mash your hopes.

Q: How do I join?

A: Simply shout into the void, and if the void answers back, it means you’re IN! Or out. Probably out. Or maybe you never even left.

Q: What do I do here?

A: Do you even *know* what ‘do’ means? Chase those pixelated phantoms until they chase you back. If you find a diamond, hand it to the nearest illusion! Or was it the fish? Who cares!

Random Reviews From The Fractured Mind

“but I never mention it because people that like it too are massive faggots>see slightly muscular woman>dommy mommy please step on me!!!!”

“Your imagination is the new currency!”

“Underwater Bedrock: The best place to drown your worries!”

Cali Craze Minecraft Server

Coastal Living, Hollywood glam, Surf Culture, palm trees, healthy living

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a California girl – fun, sun-kissed, and always ready for a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with beach parties, surfing competitions, and even the occasional celebrity sighting (Steve from Minecraft is basically a celebrity, right?).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From diamond-encrusted creepers to zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our custom-built mini-games? From parkour challenges that will test your agility to spleef tournaments that will have you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself living your best California girl life in no time!

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LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Orbán, arguments, spat

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)

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Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree

freedom of speech, restrictions, Government, information control, decree

come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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MeteorManiaCraft

Trails, Science, meteorite study, cosmic events, meteors

come join our epic minecraft server where meteors shoot lower in the atmosphere and leave looong trails behind them like a snail on steroids. it’s like a cosmic fireworks show every day, except instead of fireworks it’s giant space rocks hurtling towards the ground. but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor to protect you. plus, the meteor showers make for great mining opportunities – who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a flaming space rock crashing down next to you? so come on over and join the fun, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to ride the meteors down to earth. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

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OtterSMP

Custom Builds, fair treatment, Balanced Economy, exciting gameplay, weekly events

We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!

▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

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Minecraft Civil Wars Server! Where factions battle it out in vanilla chaos!

Access, Hosting, Other, get it up and running, discord server

Minecraft Civilizations Discord Server Overview

Server Type	Civilizations
Players	50 (vanilla), expanding to 100+ (modded)
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock, primarily Java
Session Duration	4 hours to multiple days
Language	English preferred
Discord Invite Link	Join now!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Minecraft civilizations discord server.
How many players does the server support?	Initially 50 for vanilla, expanding to 100+ for modded gameplay.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Both Java and Bedrock, but Java is the primary focus.
How long are the gaming sessions?	Sessions can range from 4 hours to multiple days.
What language is preferred on the server?	English is preferred for communication.
Where can I join the server?	You can join using the following Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/tPRxd2BB4q

MathCraft Server: It’s the Closest!

critical thinking, Mathematics, numerical analysis, Numbers, Mathcraft

Are you tired of crunching numbers and feeling like a boring old accountant? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a mathematical wizard, casting spells with your equations and summoning numbers to do your bidding.

Our server is like Hogwarts for math nerds, where you can duel with fellow players using calculus and trigonometry. Who needs a wand when you have a TI-84 Plus in your inventory?

But beware, there are dark forces at play in this server. The evil Ender Dragon has stolen all the prime numbers and hidden them in his lair. It’s up to you and your math skills to defeat him and restore order to the numerical universe.

So come join us and prove that mathematics is truly the most magical field of work. Who needs a wand when you have a calculator?

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Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Gang

NAI guide collection, historical, smp, local models, Llama 3 70B finetune

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons (just kidding, we’re just too cool for names), is a wild ride of chaos, creativity, and downright craziness.

Join us for the chance to interact with AI Dynamic Storytellers that will blow your mind with their limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction. Who needs boring old quests when you can have AI-generated stories that will leave you questioning reality itself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane tools and resources you’ll ever come across. From paid SaaS like NovelAI and AetherRoom to local models and other mind-bending creations, you’ll never run out of ways to push the boundaries of your imagination.

And don’t even get us started on our themed events. From Beach/Vacation Fridays to whatever crazy theme suggestions we come up with next, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Who needs a real vacation when you can escape to our virtual paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama (yes, we have llama 3 70B finetunes), and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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BlockBusters: Digging out of the Depths

support system, positive mindset, Gratitude, self-care, Self Discovery

Are you tired of hitting rock bottom in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, hitting rock bottom is actually a good thing! Why, you ask? Because our underground caves are filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and even a secret society of diamond-wielding llamas who will guide you to victory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of digging deeper and deeper into the earth, uncovering rare ores and ancient artifacts that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. And if you ever feel lost or overwhelmed, just remember the wise words of our resident cave-dwelling chicken who will squawk words of encouragement in your ear.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where hitting rock bottom is just the beginning of an epic adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity in the best possible way.

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