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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Items Found:	4530
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5172
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	98
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?