firsties – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, anger issues, antisocial behavior, bullying, emotional instability, firsties, harmful behavior, inferiority complex, Insecurity, madness, maladaptive coping mechanisms, mental health, Minecraft, PIXEL, psychological issues, PvP, retarded, self esteem, self-destructive behavior, Server, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, violence, violent tendencies

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

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Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

FILTERS, firsties, Firstiesem, long tail tags, Minecraft, pemFilters, smpp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

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FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

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Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

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Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

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Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

Adventure, Buy, cannot buy, financial limitations, first time home buyers, first-time buyers, firsties, home buying process, Home ownership, home ownership challenges, Homeless, Homes, Houses, housing affordability, housing discrimination, housing market, housing market trends, Minecraft, mortgage loans, Newbies, property investments, property ownership, purchasing restrictions, real estate, renting vs buying, residential properties, Server

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

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CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

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Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Assessment, chances, ChancesAreGood, critique, Entertainment, Evaluation, Feedback, Good, likelihood, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, opinion, Positive, Potential, Probability, Quality, Rating, reaction, review, Server, Video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

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TankGirls Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anticipation, casual looking, Characters, comedy, fan favorites., girls und panzer, gup, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Momonga, next movie, obscure guppies, op, school girls, screen time, Sequel, Server, tank battles, TankGirls, three years

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a casual looking Momonga appears as the freaking OP and starts wreaking havoc on the server. But wait, there’s more! We have obscure guppies that need more screen time for the next Minecraft movie in three years. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoHurtFeelsCraft

blended family, bullying, Communication, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dreadlocks, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, lessons learned, NoHurtFeelsCraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal choices, Respect, Self-expression, step-parenting, Sympathy, tough love, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dad, his son, and their dreadlocks.

Looking for a server where you can express yourself through your character’s hairstyle? Well, look no further! Just like this son who wanted to emulate his dad’s dreadlocks, you can customize your Minecraft avatar to reflect your unique style.

Experience the thrill of standing up to bullies, just like this son did when he decided to cut his locks despite the teasing. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server and have to make tough decisions too!

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a lesson or two about the importance of communication and respect. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to console a fellow player who’s made a regrettable decision – just like this dad had to do with his son!

So come on over and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

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NoAlcoholCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoAlcoholCraft, Server

If someone offered you $50 per day to never drink alcohol again, would you take it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer you the chance to earn $50 per day just by playing! That’s right, simply by mining, building, and surviving in our virtual world, you can make bank without ever having to give up your favorite adult beverages.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that it will grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in battle. Imagine all the diamonds, enchanted gear, and bragging rights you’ll have once you’ve bested this beast!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our PvP arena, where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Warrior. Will you emerge victorious and claim the prize of a lifetime supply of golden apples? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the rewards are plentiful, and the possibilities are endless. Who needs $50 a day when you can have all this and more in our pixelated paradise?

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BlockBusters2025

adult content, AMERICANS, BlockBusters2025, Censorship, civil liberties, controversial laws, Ethics, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, internet regulation, legislation, morality, personal choice, porn, Project 2025, public opinion, sexual expression, social norms, societal impact

Are you tired of living in a world where porn is illegal in 2025? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual paradise where porn is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us and escape the oppressive laws of the real world as you build, explore, and indulge in all the adult content your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and loves to watch players get freaky in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

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WolfCraft2024

banned, controversy, Demiral, disciplinary action, disciplinary committee, Euro 2024, European Championship, Fair Play, football, football news, Gesture, national team, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, suspension, turkey, Turkish player, UEFA, wolf gesture, WolfCraft2024

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they get banned for doin’ wolf gestures? well, u found the right place, buddy! our server is so crazy, even the mobs are like “what the heck is happenin’ here?” join us if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever. who knows, maybe u’ll end up gettin’ banned for doin’ a chicken dance or somethin’. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

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Dad’s Energy MC Server: No Vanilla Ice [No SMP] 1.21, Java, Fabric whitelist – Not inspired by Hermitcraft, not mature, not family-friendly

#exciting, Active, Builds, Community, Competitions, Dad Energy, Dads, Discord, Drama-free, ENERGY, enthusiasts, Events, Fabric, Familyfriendly, Farms, Friendly, gender-inclusive, hermitcraft, Ice, Inspired, java, Label, like-minded, Mature, Minigames, Players, PvP, Server, smp, Tournament, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Mature Minecraft Enthusiasts
Launch Date	February 2024
Relaunch Event	July 13th, 2024 (1.21 upgrade)
Community Features	Active community, community builds & farms, minigames, PVP tournaments, competitions

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Who is this server aimed at?

A: The server is aimed at mature Minecraft enthusiasts who identify with the ‘Dad Energy’ label. It is open to all genders and is not strictly age-limited.

Q: When did the server start?

A: The server started in February 2024.

Q: What kind of activities does the server offer?

A: The server offers community builds and farms, minigames, PVP tournaments, competitions, and more.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Drop into the discord server and say hi! https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, derogatory language, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., harmful language, Hate Speech, hurtful words, inflammatory language, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial harassment, racial insults, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racist, Server, verbal abuse, Xenophobia

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy, wild players who will keep you on your toes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being insulted by dumb fucking niggers and spics while trying to build your masterpiece. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic battles and betrayals you’ll ever witness. You never know when your “best and brightest” teammate will turn on you and steal all your diamonds. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with pixelated blocks!

So come on over and join the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the king or queen of this insane Minecraft world!

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